The quest for 21 million rupiahs worth notebook

Well, my cheap Acer wouldn't be sufficient anymore to do my works. I need a new notebook, so far I have 21 million rupiahs, I earn that amount of money myself. That is moa money so I can do anything with it. Thou had problem with that?

First thing first. I can't risk my eyes damaged by the ugly interface that older operating systems have. A minimal Windows Vista Ultimate edition with aero glass effect would be required. Thus I would need a bleeding edge technology equipped notebook. Say, equipped with Quadro, with dedicated memory at least 512 mb of RAM. 1 gigabyte of RAM won't be sufficient since I'll be working on hundreds of lines of essays using Microsoft Word. I say 4 gigabyte of it. I don't want any lags occur when I'm using this notebook. So even intel core duo 3 ghz wouldn't be enough.

For browsing important websites such as http://uh-oh.net for our studies, I will need extra security so that no viruses nor spywares and trojans would able to penetrate my system. I'm too lazy learning to use weird browsers such as firefox and opera, let alone they're free! My gosh! What would people say if I'm using free stuffs? So I figure software based firewall won't be enough. I'm also too lazy updating my antivirus software database it must be hardware based firewall with double license of antivirus softwares, you know, just in case.

I'll be doing top secret jobs, so I will need extra hardware security on my notebook. Such as fingerprint ID, retinal scan, and perhaps for extra-hardened security I want voice recognition aswell. But I don't think even that would be enough. Maybe I'll order a custom build fart and burp recognition device. You know, scientist have discovered that our fart sounds very distinctively one another, base on what underwear we're wearing, also our arse's characteristic. Wether wet sounded (like brrrrtttttt!), or a hiss (sssssshhh). Our favorite food we eat everyday will also alters our genetic burping characteristic. So this will be very necessary.

Yet, I discovered every person's credit card have distinctive numbers on them. I don't know what the purpose is, but I just found that out. Maybe I can use this also for the extra security layer. A credit card swiper. How genious I am. I'll suggest this to notebook producers. So only those who have same numbers on their credit card can only access my notebook. While those who have different numbers would be charged everytime they swipe their card on my notebook. I mean how are the odds a person would have a same credit card number from another? base on a statistic came out from nowhere it's about 0.000001%. See? I'm a genious. I can gain profits from those who try to access my notebook without permission.

I will need to transfer my espionage mission snapshot from my infrared and night vision equipped cameras. Floppy drives and Thumb drives are old technology. And I'm allergic to old technologies. I require a built in multi card reader, bluetooth and wireless LAN. I will be keeping high resolution study materials I acquire from bangbros network so I will need at least 500 gigs of harddrive space.

Also I'm a clumsy person. I drop my gadgets and electronic stuff all the time. I will need adamantium (you know, those metal thingy from wolverine's claw) hardened case on my notebook. Also my hobby is diving, I figure it will be fun to work underwater with the fish. So at least 1000m water-proofed capable notebook would be very important.

I look around for the notebook of my dream. Let see. Oh geez. Turn out they sold some Rp.3.000.000 - Rp.5.000.000 priced notebook. Stupid people. Who would want to buy such cheap stuffs?

Here're my candidates notebooks (taken from bhinneka.com) :

ACER Aspire 9125WLHi
Core 2 Duo T7200, 1GB DDR2, 120GB HDD, HD DVD±RW, 56K Modem, GbE NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, TV Tuner, VGA NVIDIA GeForce Go7600 256MB, 15.4" WXGA, Win XP Media Center

ACER TravelMate 8215WLHi
Core 2 Duo T7200, 2GB DDR2, 160GB HDD, Bluray DVD±RW, 56K Modem, GbE NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, VGA ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 512MB, Camera, 15.4" WSXGA, Win XP Pro

ASUS Lamborghini VX1 Black
Core 2 Duo T7400, 2GB DDR2, 160GB HDD, DVD±RW, 56K Modem, GbE NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, VGA Nvida GeForce Go7400 VX 128MB, 15" SXGA, Win XP Pro - BONUS Asus Optical Mouse

ASUS Lamborghini VX1 Yellow
Core 2 Duo T7400, 2GB DDR2, 160GB HDD, DVD±RW, 56K Modem, GbE NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, VGA Nvida GeForce Go7400 VX 128MB, 15" SXGA, Win XP Pro - BONUS Asus Optical Mouse

FUJITSU LifeBook P-1610s
Core Solo U1400, 1GB DDR2, 80GB HDD, 56K Modem, NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, Fingerprint, VGA Intel GMA950 224MB (shared), 8.9" WXGA, Win Vista Business

TOSHIBA Qosmio G30-3012E
Core 2 Duo T7200, 1GB DDR2, 200GB HDD, HD DVD±RW, 56K Modem, NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, Fingerprint, VGA NVIDIA GeForce FX Go7600 256MB, 17" WUXGA, Win XP Media Center

TOSHIBA Qosmio G30-P650
Core Duo T2500, 1GB DDR2, 200GB HDD, HD DVD±RW, 56K Modem, NIC, WiFi, Bluetooth, Fingerprint, VGA NVIDIA GeForce FX Go7600 256MB, 17" WUXGA, Win XP Media Center

All price range is about Rp.20.000.000 - Rp.30.000.000

None of those notebook equipped with the technologies I want! What should I do! I know... I shall consult with our trusty, infamous technology, telemathics, psychic wizard.

Hi Roy! ™